sizvideos satanspenislove
sexecuted meowsexy
goodenoughforjazz:

advanced sexting
goodenoughforjazz satanspenislove

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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night-book:

U go gurl.
merylstreepismymom trust

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

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silence-falls-in-the-end:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

"you are a narrow, scalding irrational" is my  new favorite insult
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heymasha.us narcotic
luizalfonso trust

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